Golf For Two With Refreshments and Two Course Meal for £40 at Patshull Park Hotel (Value £115.80)

Misguided translations of a golfing beginners guide instructed players to place their ball in some coffee, releasing it from this steamy start point with a panini. Don't get your tees in a twist with today's Groupon: £40 instead of £115.80 for an 18 hole round of golf for two, followed by a two course meal for two at Patshull Park Hotel.

The Patshull Park Hotel, Golf & Country Club, set in the undulations of the lush, green, Shropshire countryside, with nothing but quaint settlements, soaring birds, and jelly baby trees to see for miles around, could be mistaken for the fairy tale Emerald Kingdom. Customers are invited to gaze out across the glassy lake, from which mist rises in the morning, to career their clubs around the golf course, and to make use of spa and restaurant facilities.

Today's Groupon allows golfers to putt their pins round the 18 hole course, which boasts bunkers, bushes, and baffling freshwater obstacles to navigate. Before the game, customers can breakfast on a hot tea or coffee and bacon roll to power their game, with a two course meal in Earls Bar and Brasserie to look forward to afterwards. The brasserie, with its low, beamed, ceilings, and friendly bar is a perfect spot for a casual crunch, looking out over the greenery of the outdoor scenery.