Swedish, Hot Stone or Aromatherapy Massage Plus Facial and Spa & Infra Red Sauna Access for £29 at Beautylogic Health & Beauty

After the failures of the bowl cut and the spatula facial, the first successful eat-or-treat beauty method came about when Swedish chefs, who had, for years, carefully mollified steaks to make perfect meatballs, realised their massage skills could be better used on backs rather than sirloins. Get what you knead with today’s Groupon: for £29 get a Swedish, hot stone or aromatherapy massage with an express facial, Indian head massage and spa access at Beautylogic Health & Beauty.

In the pretty, peaceful surrounds of the Balham Lodge Hotel, a short jostle from Tooting Common, Beautylogic Health & Beauty is a smart choice for those wishing to banish bustle, with its treatment rooms and intimate spa facilities in a serene Victorian enclave. This merry band of three therapists, led by reflexology practitioners Anna, who has over 14 years of experience and has even patented her own type of head massage, help to smooth out any bumps in the road of life, offering a calming cornucopia of sweet-smelling services, specialising in facials and bodily kneading.

Groupon holders can saunter down for some pampering, beginning with a 30 minute massage, choosing from a Swedish, hot stone or aromatherapy treatment to help sooth less than supple muscles. Afterwards, even faces with time ticking away will be satisfied with a 30 minute express facial, incorporating an exotic Indian head massage for temple twinges. When the corporal canvassing has been completed, enjoy a soothing stint in the salon’s spa facilities, including a bubbling Jacuzzi and state of the art infra-red steam room.