Spa Day Including Full Body Massage, Afternoon Tea And Full Use of Leisure Facilities For Two for £99 at Essence Wellness Oasis (£348 Value)

Although the human body is near enough perfect, a couple of foot wheels, built-in Wi-Fi and lightsaber pinky fingers wouldn't have gone amiss. Enjoy close to personal pampering perfection with today's Groupon: for £99 instead of £348 enjoy a spa day experience, including a selection of treatments, use of the leisure facilities and afternoon tea for two at Essence Wellness Oasis.

A hub of holistic happiness sending feel good beeps to fragile frames through the therapeutic massage medium of Morse code, Essence Wellness Oasis, the filling in a delicious Borehamwood sarnie, is a hazy health clinic combining the wisdom of both Eastern and Western remedies. Their treatments are based on the principles of Ayurveda, a 5,000 year old system that promotes balance and stilt walking skills, and the spa setting (which often works alongside their neighbours, the swanky Village Hotel) are able to offer a host of delectable features and additional experiences, whether it's a dip in the bubbling sauna or pretending to be a starfish in the giant swimming pool.

Groupon holders and pent up bundles of humanly emotion can grab a friend or loved one to share a sense tickling spa experience. Each lucky tag team member will get an hour and a half worth of spa treats, including an ache alleviating full body massage and bloomin' blissful Indian head massage. Also flung in will be a facial massage using a lush herbal cream, as well as being granted unlimited access to Village Hotel's secret lair of leisure facilities featuring a gym, sauna, steam room and swimming puddle. There'll also be time for afternoon tea, charming tongues with a glass of wine each, as well as a selection of cakes, sandwiches and finger nibbles.