Five Fruit Trees for £29 from GardeningExpress.co.uk (£74.75 Value)

If the bee’s knees were to disappear from the surface of the earth, humans would have no more than four desperately uncool years to live. Leave the bumbling to the bumblers and keep the buzzers sweet with today’s Groupon: for £29 instead of £74.75 get five fruit trees from GardeningExpress.co.uk.

As the green-fingered guru behind GardeningExpress.co.uk, Chris Bonnet is dedicated to delivering high-quality plants to fellow gardeners across the country. Having set up the company while studying horticulture at Writtle College, he now not only supplies directly to online customers, but also delivers to a number of gardening centres and businesses nationwide.

Groupon gnomes need only have a patio or balcony to take care of the plants included in today’s deal: the majestic Persian Pomegranate and his cohort of stout arboreal pals can get on quite happily in small plots and pots, where the pomegranate, kiwi, fig and grape trees will stand proudly next to their loyal druid the Goji berry bush. And because they are all established miniature bushes and trees, they are delivered in specially-designed packaging to protect their delicate branches and little leafy hands.

How it works:

1. Buy your Groupon
2. We email you the voucher after the deal ends
3. Voucher activates on Monday 25 July 2011 at 6pm
4. Go to www.gardeningexpress.co.uk
5. Click 'Add to Shopping Bag', and at the checkout, enter your voucher codes
6. Have your credit/debit card details ready to pay the £7.95 postage