The Crooked Billet

Beer, Wine and Spirit
2 Westbrook End, Milton Keynes MK17 0DF 2 Westbrook End, Milton Keynes MK17 0DF Directions
Today 12:00 PM - 9:00 PM Closed All Hours
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The Crooked Billet is a country pub in Milton Keynes, serving up traditional and gourmet British cuisine. The pub dates back to 1600, when it was originally constructed as a farmhouse, with a brew house added later. The establishment is now owned and run by David and Alan, with the duo having 25 years of combined experience in the industry.

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Report | 9 months ago
The afternoon tea was nice but a better selection of sandwiches would have been good. Perhaps some ham instead of cucumber xx
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Report | 9 months ago
Very welcoming Food great would visit again
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Report | 9 months ago
It was terrible sorry
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Report | 10 months ago
Scones were frozen in the middle so they took them back, and the ones that replaced were soo thin. Also the coffee and walnut cake didn't look like it had been cooked for long enough inside
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Report | 10 months ago
lovely afternoon tea - a treat for my sisters birthday! perhaps a couple more sandwiches and a couple less cakes to even the balance between sweet and savoury but great none the less!
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Report | 11 months ago
We went as a party of 4 for a Birthday Celebration and we were extremely disappointed , the sandwiches were like door steps , the bread was not fresh with hardly any butter on the bread , the fillings were not nice and the scones were completely overlooked and fit for the bin not to give anyone. The cream was soft and runny definitely not clotted cream and also the jam if you can call it jam was also very runny and none of the cakes were appetising , we were never offered any tea ( even though it was a cream tea) we only got the Prossecco and bought our drink after that. The cakes were so hard we could not get the cake papers off the cake and we also were never given the strawberry dish that was advertised with the cream tea. With the Groupon price of £52 for the 4 of us we have completely well and truly overpaid for this , the Prossecco drink was the only thing that was worth the money. It has now made us very dubious whether to take advantage of any other Groupon offers as this was was so disappointing and a complete waste of £52.
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Report | 11 months ago
Afternoon tea, really disappointing, 4 tiny triangle of sandwiches, delicious but not enough. Too many cakes that are far too sweet. Sadly none looked home made. However did say if we go back I can email to request more sandwiches and less cakes
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Report | a year ago
That the time we were there was amazing. The Staff are fantastic, the food quality and quantity was to die for, before i ate anything i had to take a photo. The Chefs in the kitchen all have amazing skills and it so showed in the presentation of the afternoon tea.
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Report | 2 years ago
good service, nice food
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Report | 2 years ago
Nice food but not a lot of it and I'm not a big eater! Would have been disappointed if I had paid full price for it!
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