River Thames Tours

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In a Nutshell

  • Cruise for one, two or four
  • Selection of sandwiches, savouries and desserts
  • Includes smoked salmon blinis and scones with cream and jam
  • Choice of teas or coffees
  • Passes landmarks such as the London Eye and Tower Bridge
  • 15 or 29 March

The Fine Print

Validity: 15 or 29 March 2014.
Purchase: Limit 1 per 1, 2 or 4 people. May buy 5 additional as gifts.
Booking: Required by email: info@riverthamescruises.co.uk quoting Groupon redemption codes. Boarding passes will then be emailed. 72-hour cancellation policy.
Restrictions: Must be 18 or older. Pier location subject to change. Present boarding voucher on the day. Boarding at 2.15pm, depart at 2.30pm, return at 4.45pm and disembark at 5pm. Valid on option purchased only.
Original values: Verified using merchant's website on 20 Feb 2014.
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River Thames Tours - Central London: Thames River Tours: 2.5-Hour Cruise With Afternoon Tea from £26 (51% Off)

The Deal

An afternoon can be spent cruising down the Thames alongside a cityscape of some of the capital’s most eminent landmarks. Leaving dry land behind at Westminster Pier, individuals or parties of two or four can enjoy an indulgent afternoon tea during their voyage, which lasts approximately two and a half hours. After choosing from a variety of teas and coffees, diners can taste a selection of savoury morsels, including cheese and nutmeg polenta, and salami and mortadella sausage with tomato. Classic combinations such as egg and cress or ham and mustard mayonnaise comprise a set of sandwiches. Desserts including carrot cake or éclairs sweeten the occasion, and a customary serving of scones with fruit preserve and cream is also on offer.

Choose from the following options for a cruise with afternoon tea:

  • £26 for one person on 15 March (46% off)

  • £48 for two people on 15 March (50% off)

  • £94 for four people on 15 March (51% off)

  • £26 for one person on 29 March (46% off)

  • £48 for two people on 29 March (50% off)

  • £94 for four people on 29 March (51% off)

Afternoon Tea Menu

Sandwich selection: Cream cheese and horseradish | Egg and cress | Cheddar cheese and cucumber | Ham and mustard mayonnaise

Smoked salmon blinis Cheese topped polenta flavoured with nutmeg Sliced beef tomatoes with salami and mortadella sausage
Carrot cake Blackcurrant cheesecake Chocolate cream éclairs Scones with strawberry preserve and whipped clotted cream Pancakes rolled with apple purée

Selection of teas or coffees

The Merchant

Thames River Tours cater for aquatic voyages for groups anywhere between ten and 240 people. Expeditions range from serene Sunday lunch jazz trips, to Thames circulars, to white-knuckle speedboat rides. Private boat hire can also arranged if preferred.


Thank you for a great day
Danny M. · September 17, 2015
Fantastic experience. We missed out on dessert due to people over indulging. Fortunately, as it was my birthday the Crew was able to compensate with a lovely birthday cake/candles which was a lovely surprise. Nice added touch. Definitely would recommend and we plan to go back in 2016 and will invite more people to come along.
Maxine W. · September 17, 2015
Very little commentary and the commentator didn't know his facts too well e.g. he had to check with someone as to who designed St. Paul's Cathedral and he told the passengers that HMS Belfast last engaged in enemy action during the Crimean War!
Michael H. · July 29, 2015
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