Welcome to Dorothys Diner, where every bite is an adventure and every dish is served with sass!

What We Offer

Choose from our bold and flavorful adult options:

Basic B*tch Burger: Indulge in an aged double patty topped with American cheese, burger sauce, horse relish, and pickles for a classic taste sensation.

Clucking Good Burger: Sink your teeth into buttermilk fried chicken paired with raunch sauce, chipotle mayo, tomato, lettuce, and pickles for a mouthwatering experience.

No Meat Between My Bap’s Burger: Dive into a plant-based smashed patty with vegan cheese, lettuce, tomato, beetroot, avocado, and vegan aioli sauce for a deliciously satisfying option.

Or try our signature pizzas:

Boring B*tch: Keep it simple with mozzarella and marinara sauce for a classic Italian taste.

Pappa's Pork: Savor the flavors of pepperoni, mozzarella, and marinara sauce for a satisfyingly meaty experience.

Meat Feast: Enjoy a hearty combination of spice pork, ham, pepperoni, seasoned minced beef, and marinara sauce for the ultimate carnivore's delight.

The Weird Dough: Embark on a culinary adventure with ham, pineapple, mozzarella, and marinara sauce for a sweet and savory flavor explosion.

Let's Get Grilled: Delight in BBQ chicken, corn, red onion, and marinara sauce for a mouthwatering taste of summer

Child menu - Little Loco Munchkins

I Don't Care: Crispy Chicken Strips, Fries & Maple Syrup

Whatever!: Single Aged Patty, American Cheese, Burger Sauce & Pickles, Served With Fries & Red Cabbage Slaw

I'm Not Hungry: Mac 'n' Cheese Bites, Fries & Red Cabbage Slaw

Can We Go Yet?: Pork Dog, Tomato Sauce & Mustard, Served With Fries Red Cabbage Slaw