Let’s get this bit out of the way first: laser hair removal doesn't just mean legs. Or armpits, for that matter. In Brighton, there’s a whole menu of body bits up for the beam.
Studios in Hove and around Hanover are sorting everything from delicate facial fuzz to more... personal zones. Think: bikini line tidies, full Hollywood sessions, even toes. Yep, those rogue little hobbit hairs aren’t safe either. Male focused treatments are big in Seven Dials and Patcham too, covering chests, necks, backs and more. No judgement.
Spotted a sign for laser near The Lanes? Chances are it's a studio doing full body bundles. They’ll mix and match based on what you actually want. The process is time saving and has far less drama than weekly waxing in your mate’s bathroom.
Bookings at smarter studios around Preston Park often come with tailored sessions for different skin tones too, so no one’s left out.
Not magic. But close. Most Brighton clinics use a mix of legit science and slightly terrifying sounding kit that’s entirely safe. Along Queens Road, some places are rocking intense light pulses (or IPL, which is a bit milder). Hove’s higher end joints might opt for diode or Alexandrite laser instead. These types are said to go deeper and faster. They also tend to be better for coarser patches.
If your skin tone’s on the darker side, ask specifically about their machines. In diversely brilliant areas like Whitehawk, technicians are usually clued up and can explain which beam plays nice with melanin. Some even offer combination systems that adjust mid zap to suit your skin. Techy, yes. But useful.
Patch tests? Always. Some places near the Dome even offer them as part of a free consultation. Worth it, especially if you tan easily or just tried a retinol. (Spicy combo. Don’t.)
Kind of like being thwacked with a warm rubber band dipped in cappuccino foam. There’s heat, but it’s over before your brain clocks it. In salons tucked near Brighton Marina, many clients say it's easier than waxing (and less red afterward, which helps if you’ve brunch plans at Pelicano five minutes later).
First timer? Expect goggles, a quick chat, then zaps. Someone in Prestonville once remarked it’s like "static shock on a trampoline in socks" but over in seconds. Slightly strange, slightly warm, but bearable. Lots of clinics offer a numbing balm if you’re nervous. Worth asking for on more intimate areas.
And don’t rock up in leggings straight from hot yoga. That’s a humid mistake. Loose cotton’s your friend.
If a place doesn’t get repeat clients, word spreads. Especially down in Rottingdean or Seven Dials, where neighbourhood loyalty is strong. Locals tend to rave about studios that feel more boutique than clinical. That means: clean, calm, and staffed by humans who actually remember your name. Bonus points if they play decent Spotify while you're lying there with your bits out.
Places in central Brighton near North Laine get good shout outs for friendly service and non pushy recommendations (no upselling weird serums, just solid advice). One client even said her technician offered "the best distraction chat of anyone in Sussex". Hard to quantify, but comforting nonetheless.
Need extras? Some clinics double as skin specialists so you can throw in a brightening facial while you're at it.
Let’s be blunt: this stuff can get pricey. But Brighton’s keen on bundles. Loads of studios, from the ones near the i360 to Marine Parade’s funky salon setups, offer multi session packages that knock off a decent chunk if you commit to the course (which is often 6ish rounds).
Shops along London Road have started trialling punch card loyalty systems. Spas in Hove reportedly do referral credits. Yes, like a coffee card but with way smoother results. A cheeky scroll through local beauty offers tends to yield flash deals worth nabbing before payday even lands.
Two for one underarms and leg sessions? Spotted last Wednesday. Gone by Saturday.
So, you’re dolphin smooth and a tiny bit pink. Now what? Clinics near Preston Park usually send you off with some sort of skin soothing thing: a mist, balm, or something that smells faintly of aloe and caution.
Avoid swimming for a couple of days, even if the sea’s calling your name from Brighton Beach. Skip your gym HIIT too. Sweating post treatment isn’t ideal and might just prolong sensitive patches. Cold compresses help. As does silence. Relax, scroll Tesco meal deals, and wear loose denim for at least 24 hours.
Backing this up? SPF 50 every morning for the next forever. One studio near The Lanes actually sells mini sunblocks at the desk. Genius.
Still sore next day? Try popping into a skincare specialist salon for a calming treatment. A couple even offer teeny facials you can fit in on your lunch break.
Word on the Windmill Street says there’s a micro clinic in Kemptown offering under the radar prices if you book via WhatsApp (no, really). One studio near The Level lets you play your own Spotify. Someone put on a Kate Bush deep cut and got full legs done in a trance.
Over in Hollingdean, a new spot just launched eco friendly post care kits in refillable bottles. A proper nice touch, especially for the sustainability conscious crowd.
Another sneaky win? Booking a morning session before hitting vintage shops in North Laine. That way, you’re redness free and perfectly smooth in time for your 2pm avo toast moment.
Truth be told, laser hair removal's not glamorous in the moment. You’re lying there, blinking under safety specs, half listening to the hum of a fancy machine. But the results? Worth every tingle.
Whether you're a busy student in Prestonville, a beach runner from Rottingdean, or just tired of stubble wars, it’s the kind of quiet upgrade that pays off each day. Like having a tidy inbox. Or really comfortable socks. Small joy, big impact.
Wait, actually, if you’re still using razors from a multipack and counting your shower as ‘me time’, maybe it’s your time now. Brighton’s got options. Just pick your lane.
